Journey with me a little

on my forays

into the weird foods of American gas stations and supermarkets...

We shall start with something tame, maybe a gigantic pizza served fresh from Costco.

Now, please tell me this is grated carrot.

America owns some of the best cereal brands: Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, all the good ones.

I don't think I had ever encountered such a thing as 'white cheddar cheese flavour' before I visited the States. It seems to be pretty popular over there.

Ok, so this one is a little perplexing. Is it bread in a can? More importantly, is it pre-baked bread in a can? Only one way to find out...

If you have not heard of a f'real shake, then let me explain it to you... A milkshake sealed in a cup, from a gas station, that contains over 70% of your daily saturated fat intake.

This is a cinnamon roll disguising itself as a plastic dog toy.

The nachos station - for your quick nachos fix.

You never can have too much ham, right?

Roll up, roll up and take your bets on which hotdog at the gas station is still half frozen. Because one of them always is.

One of the awesome non-food items I found - look closely and you will see what it really is.

Finally! My car can smell like clean cotton sheets!

At first glance: whaaaaaat?
Second glance: Oh right.
Third glance: Wait... what?

Friskies Party Mix! For those times when your cat wants to hold a party.

And lastly, my all-time favourite... pancake battered frozen sausages!

Check out the berry-flavour.